drain abortion

to use a wire hanger to clear a clogged drain

My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.

by kenandrick December 28, 2014

Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.

My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.

by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018

Literary Abortion

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.

"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."

by divineallbeing March 2, 2012

late abortion

shooting a newborn

mum: i need a late abortion
baby: ok boomer end my suffering now
mum: doc get the gun
doctor: ok then milf
doctor: *shoots the baby*

by imawhore123 January 17, 2020

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 23, 2014

Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019