Avocado sized mf

A small baby in the womb

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.

I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.

by blackballs77 November 17, 2009

avocado davra

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)

avocado davra

by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017

bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

Turning Sigma; gaining aura.

P1: I have just seen someone stop using brainrot!
P2: bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

by notryhards33 October 16, 2024

Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

by nice bever February 03, 2024

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 03, 2019

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 02, 2022