assasins

A misspelling of assassins

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?

by Reincarnator May 5, 2007

anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

by doogy man April 4, 2006

asbestos

A mineral used for insulation that is fatal when its fibers are inhaled and is associated with asbestosis (scarring of the lungs), lung cancer, and methothelioma. Theres many types of asbestos. One type is called Chrysotile, or, most commonly referred to as "White Asbestos" that has a melting point of 1500°C. Because if its resistence to both high heat and chemicals it was widely used from the 1880's to the late 1970's in many industrial applications, as well as in many homes.

Old buildings are full of asbestos. The best thing to do is encapsulate. If it is friable, in bad condition, call asbestos abatement crews to come treat it. Asbestos poses no threat if it is in good contition.

by nimbys_suck July 26, 2003

Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003

assassin1445

A creepy old man who plays runescape to get to little boys and convice them to "visit" his home, and "play" runescape on his super computer that he built from his wheelchair.

Assassin1445: Hi, how old are you?
Anonymous child: 11
Assassin1445: I made a super computer want to come see it?
Anonymous child: yea!
Assassin1445: Where do you live? I can come pick you up.
Anonymous child: Richmond,Virginia
Assassin1445: I'll meet you at wal*mart in the parking lot.
Anonymous child: what do you look like? How do i know its you?
Assassin1445: Look for a black dodge ram diesel truck in the back lot.
Anonymous child: meet you there!
Assassin1445: okay...

by Anonymous Childs' Mother April 30, 2005

Siren Assassin

A female gamer with a lethal trigger finger.

"I just died again by that Siren Assassin!"

by Blondie-itis December 18, 2009

assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008