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apartheid

by didier May 17, 2007
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apartmalone

being alone in an apartment.
similar to home alone.
It sucks that i'm apartmalone when my roommate is on vacation!
by wehehehehehe February 28, 2009
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Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.
I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!
by eda-skip November 2, 2021
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Apartment Ninjas

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.
by ApartmentNINJAS June 10, 2009
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apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.
There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.
by Misterque December 25, 2011
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Aspartame

(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.

Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.

During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D

Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"

Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
by Gik130 July 3, 2009
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apparasian

When one believes that they have seen an asian person, but it was just their imaginasian.
I had an apparasian in Sydney.
by The Buff June 21, 2008
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