Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

Apple

That one company that pretends to innovate in the tech world, but in reality they make mediocre stuff and they pretend it's magic. Ya know, that one popular phone manufacturer

They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!

Amy: I just bought an Apple Iphone for the tenth year in a row because considering anything else would be too hard.

by The Palm June 11, 2020

APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.

ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE

by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019

Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020

Apple

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020

apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple

seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!

by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017

Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.

Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.

by hockeylingo November 29, 2014