gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.
Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.
by Kucitizen June 27, 2004
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partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person
"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"
by k33p!7r33! November 04, 2005
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gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up
by itcreaks June 28, 2004
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gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped
shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped
by Paul Burton June 30, 2004
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Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
by Zebrarez October 17, 2014
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pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high
Can I have a pear-pa-tear?
by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011
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Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.
"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"
by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019
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