Tank

A large black man with an exceptionally large penis.

Latrelle on White Chicks is tank.

by Latrelle Spencer July 31, 2008

TANK

TANK is short for Totally Awesome Noob Killer in the game of Halo/2, but of course if your in one, your known as a vehicle noob anyway, it is only the scorpian tank that can be givin the TANK status, as lets just face it the wraith sucks.. unless your good with it...

Player 1 - holy crap!!! he's in the Totally Awesome Noob Killer!!!

Player 2 - that means your dead cos your such a noob!!!

TANK - yeah you two keep talkin....

BOOM!!!! DOUBLE KILL!!!

by Sean Gatens September 10, 2006

Tank

A military assault vechle used to destroy things it is mounted with a cannon loaded with 35mm shells also normaly tanks are mounted with a 50 calibur machine gun and 3 soldiers fit inside. (english, and american tanks fit 3 an israel tank normally fits 2 as they only controll Gps and The cannon an israely tank does not have a mounted 50 calibur machine gun) Also tanks can be used for escorts in very serious situations of war A.K.A the 9/11 that sparked the war between America And Iraq the convoys of soldiers may be escorted by 2 humvees with 50 calibur machine guns / recoil rifles and a tank in some situations of serious gun fire

Look theres a tank coming *boom*

Name. Status. How?
Alix K.I.A Tank

by Michael Washington September 16, 2006

tanking

A super nerd word for "the guy taking all the damage in a mmorpg game" Think total dumbfuck that has no spell casting ability and can swing a giant axe so he moronically runs in front of everyone like a big tank.

Nerdwithnorealworldskills20008 is tanking! Hey put your hex spells on that him so we can mow him down with our +98 damage wind avenger blade spells! Pass the cheese wizz and graham crackers Bill!

by JakeWalls January 20, 2008

tanking

In a classroom/graded setting, one relies on the current postitive status of their grade, using it as a buffer in hopes to get to the end of the grading period doing little or no work with mild to no consequence.

Similar to how a tank in an MMO can rely on buffs to stay alive in a mob, a mob being in this case either a class or a giant-ass homework load.

Augh, fuck IB Chemistry. I'm tanking it.

by sycophant November 22, 2007

Tank

Tank -> big green fighting machine -> vegan -> save the earth -> earth day -> lil dickey -> Dave -> Davy Jones’ locker -> jar of sand -> jar jar binks -> boss nass -> the guy from flushed away -> sewers -> crocodiles -> where’s my water -> acid rain -> acid clouds -> sky -> space -> International space station -> Russians -> Cold War -> jfk -> shot -> head -> blowjob -> porn -> bdsm -> slavery -> Africa -> big ass continent -> Pangea -> dinosaurs -> triceratops-> herbivore -> plants -> weeds -> marijuana-> dope

“Yo bruh I just won the pottery competition!”
“THAT’S TANK bruh!”

by Glimmertwin76 May 4, 2020

TANK!!!

An exclamatory remark of a gamer when he blows a guys head off in any shooter game, or what happens to my friend lance when he plays me at halo 3.

Guy 1: Dude watch out he's around the corner!
Guy 3: Im gonna get you!
Guy 2: Don't worry that bastard is on lock down.
Guy 3: God Damnit!!
Guy 1&2: TANK!!!

by Radshack6695 May 2, 2008