Truck Porn

Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.

Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".

by AsphaltDragon October 21, 2017

truck in a dress

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.

Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008

truck stick

the offensive verion of the hit stick. Introduced in Madden 2006. Normally used by larger running backs to lay out defensive backs and linebackers

Football Fan #1: Oh damn! Did you just see Jamal Lewis lay the truck stick out on that guy?

Football Fan #2: That guy had no chance of stopping him!

by Cane53 September 27, 2005

Squatted Truck

A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.

Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019

fuck truck

The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.

Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"

by Punkhead May 30, 2005

muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

moster trucks

One of the things Walter Clements likes, the other being fire trucks.

i like fire trucks and moster trucks
walter

by anonymous6496782 February 2, 2020