swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024