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Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.
Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .
by danqii May 1, 2024
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swiftie

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously
by Hi.ijustsharted January 14, 2025
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Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)
"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"
by ryandc1 February 16, 2024
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Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
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Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Swifty

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"
by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023
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