by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023
Get the swiftiemug. Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
Get the Suwannee Swiftymug. A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Get the Swiftymug. Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Swiftiemug. A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)
by ryandc1 February 16, 2024
Get the Swiftiemug. by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024
Get the swiftiesmug.