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Single-hander

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.
If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.
by SFMG November 13, 2012
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im single

same
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Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.
Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.
by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members
Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?
by The educated singles club August 2, 2020
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Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicatedsituation but it feels like you’re single.
They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.
by UnlucKi October 10, 2019
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single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.
-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
by Single15 July 29, 2014
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