moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.

“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022

Nigger Missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or olde english.

Tyrone and I was thirsty. So we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.

by Big Tutty July 10, 2023

packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.

Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.

by @p_didodo July 21, 2022

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022