A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.
Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
by The Jakes May 17, 2006

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
by Chrono_Chronicles November 1, 2014

Such a bitch, got a little dick, they're massive asshole, and means any insult you can think of.
Basically the n-word for white people.
Basically the n-word for white people.
by Chung is January 28, 2019

by Mesican August 18, 2018

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
by spanish_joe September 1, 2010

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011
