A tropical modern building with an elevator. The name of a club in Brixton. A definition of narrative that resists complicated responses, because it's so fucking cool.
"What did you do on Saturday night?" "Oh, nothing much. Chucked back a few Malibu and Oranges, and all that." "Where did you go?" "Architecture 5." "Dude, that's really weird. That's where I went too." "No." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "No, seriously. I met this amazing, amazing guy. His name is Scott and when it was time to go, I heard this voice in my head, and it said, you have just met your future husband." "What, like a voice inside you or something you actually heard?" "I don't know." "Wow." "Yeah." "But, I think you should take it easy. You've been through a lot lately." "I know, but...he was really cute." "Define cute." "I don't know." "You're a little bit stupid, aren't you?" "What?" "Oh, I was just asking Terry where the olives were." "How is Terry, anyway?" "Terry! Terry, how are you?" "Fine." "He says he's fine."
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 31, 2008
Get the Architecture 5mug. by @NeresV4 October 15, 2019
Get the June 5mug. Bf: guess what day it is???
Gf: DECEMBER 5 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TODAY FOR SO LONG
Bf: ........ *hugs gf*
Gf: DECEMBER 5 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TODAY FOR SO LONG
Bf: ........ *hugs gf*
by 😂😂❤️ November 30, 2019
Get the December 5mug. Bible: "and on the 5th day, God created the heavens and the earth"
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.
The 5th of the first month ever, January 5th.
by capeepeepoopoo October 15, 2019
Get the January 5mug. by Dec 5 October 22, 2019
Get the Dec. 5mug. Somebody that’s among your funniest or favorite group of people. They’re top 5 on the people you’ll ever meet because they stand out so much
by sneejay July 12, 2018
Get the top 5mug. Finished in 1979, Interstate 5 was designed to be the world's largest parking lot, and from the get-go was an immediate success, offering spaces for millions of vehicles for cities and services stretching along the West Coast from Canada to Mexico.
One of the lot's biggest criticisms is the fact that it offers spaces that go through national forest land, the remote west side of the Central Valley, and over mountain passes despite lack of services and weather hazards, and as such these parts are very rarely used throughout the year. Wasted space is such a problem, in fact, that many people use it as a highway at speeds up to 70 MPH in these places in spite of its intended purpose. Uniquely for a parking lot, it also has problems with people trying to smuggle drugs and people in from both Canada and Mexico. Despite this, in urban areas it continues to be highly successful, and puts ordinary parking lots the world over to shame.
One of the lot's biggest criticisms is the fact that it offers spaces that go through national forest land, the remote west side of the Central Valley, and over mountain passes despite lack of services and weather hazards, and as such these parts are very rarely used throughout the year. Wasted space is such a problem, in fact, that many people use it as a highway at speeds up to 70 MPH in these places in spite of its intended purpose. Uniquely for a parking lot, it also has problems with people trying to smuggle drugs and people in from both Canada and Mexico. Despite this, in urban areas it continues to be highly successful, and puts ordinary parking lots the world over to shame.
I left my car on Interstate 5 for two hours and hey, it was still there! There's also always construction, so, you know, the parking is always better and less bumpy! Maybe!
by Dattix August 19, 2015
Get the Interstate 5mug.