4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

by DRduck68 July 19, 2022

4chan

The realm where one's sense of reality withers away faster than their mothers leaving them.

Normal person: Hey, whats up? I haven't seen you in weeks!

4channer: Incest..... Jar..... My little pony......

by jimmygamingswag July 5, 2022

4chan

4chan is an image board website with boards dedicated to lots of topics such as pornography, pornography and pornography on the boards where it doesn't belong. The worst place on the internet, the people who use this website are the worst traitorous and racist, sexist, bully, terrorist, pedo garbage imaginable. Please stay away from 4chan. If you are a juggalo or a human they most certainly are not your friend.

Jahn:

Hey did you hear about 4chan?

Kevon:

Yeah you should probably stay away from there, it's crawling with fbi.

by FUCK4CHAN September 7, 2022

4chan

A website with 6 regions as of 2026:

/b/: Porn
/a/: Repressed homosexuals
/pol/: Mental illness
Half of all the other boards: Niche porn
The other half: Niche things you don't care about
/int/: The only fun board

Enjoy your stay. And remember: there's better out there.

We don't miss the good 4chan. We miss the living and relevant 4chan. Good 4chan never existed.

by OBlockHitler January 29, 2026