This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022
Get the 1 girl 1 phonemug. by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
Get the .1.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.1.mug. The nickname for the football team at Harvard University. The Crim which is short for the school's team name the Crimson, and 1-1 for the year that's coming up.
by Crim4life March 13, 2011
Get the Crim-1-1mug. by Duodoodle December 6, 2022
Get the 1-2-1-2mug. It's the date between the first and second date. This only applies when the second date has been meticulously planned and you don't want to bump it to the third date. This is the date where the magic happens.
Tina invited me out to the festival before our second date, I guess that's the 1 1/2th date as we had great plans for our second date.
by Linus VanPuben July 26, 2019
Get the 1 1/2th datemug. A joke mocking the trinity, the core doctrine of Christianity. The trinity believes God is One in three persons who arent eachother but are all god 100% “ So 3 gods?”Some people say to which christians respond no no its one god
James: the trinity is not illogical god can be one and in any amount of persons!
MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????
MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????
by MongolKhan January 23, 2024
Get the 1+1+1=1mug. 