1

You were the 1.

But now you are a 0.

I loved math I really did but I got lost in PDE and further.

So are you. You are like math to me. Sometimes you make sense sometimes you don’t.

And like math. I finally realized you will add nothing to my personal life. You will cause me headache, you will cost me money, you will fuck the shit out of me and I will not get anything in return.

1 * 0 is 0

by Augmentin April 13, 2022

1

The first letter of the alphabet.

Bob: 1.

by Super Mega Ultra Everything December 1, 2010

1-1's

Referring to police officers. Commonly known in the Dirty South. As in 9-1-1.
Also known as pig, 5-0, popo, crackas, hassas, hootie hoo!

"Hide that shit!! " "Here comes the 1-1's."

by K I D April 1, 2008

<1

To hate someone. Sometimes, in a joking way.

Bill: I <3 you.
Jessie: I <2 you.
Jules: I <1 you both!

by romans122a October 31, 2007

1+1=3

Pregnant.

Like one guy and one girl=one guy and one girl and one baby.

So, what happened last night?

Well: 1+1=3.

by youmeatsixfanatic February 22, 2011

#1

Short for #1 Click. Only the coolest group or clique of people anywhere.

omg! Look its #1! Hey guys! We love you! They are all super fly for sure.

by #1 A DAWG January 11, 2005

1 + 1 = 2

When a math is close to, if not OBVIOUSLY easy

or you just don't want to help the person finding the answer

Person 1: Arrgh! i just cant get this right, could you please help me?

Person 2: Yeah, 1 + 1 = 2

by TheLittleMe October 4, 2011