When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
Get the Squeal of Fortunemug. by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
Get the Fortune cookiemug. by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
Get the Fortune clammug. someone very obsessed with the Harry Potter character named Draco Malfoy.
never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.
she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.
she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
what came first the color orange or the fruit and is the color orange nsmed after the fruit orange or is the fruit orange named after the color orange, fortune?
by berries and cream. September 23, 2021
Get the fortunemug. The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
“Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list”
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
Get the Fortune wheelmug. Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
Get the Fortune malemug. When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug.