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Christian Guy Syndrome

A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.

When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.

CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.

Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
by jp-c August 9, 2015
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ChrisTopFuR

Means Alpha Nigga. Own user of gender can't be judge by a binary or gay faggots. Not to be confuse by furry . Been around since 1990 .
Can't be judge by a queer,gay or a binary faggot.. Basically saying fuck you're gender Meaning of ChrisTopFuR
by BoyScout Rules #352 November 8, 2018
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Chris Alterio

A hairy/hefty guy from Smithtown who only cares about alcohol and taco bell.
That guy is such a Chris Alterio
by Kyle Phaneuf July 13, 2020
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Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Christopher George Miske

A 50 Year Man With The Smallest PP That Looks at 12 Year Old Girls.
He Is Looking At Her Ass, He must be a Christopher George Miske
by Zoe420 March 4, 2022
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Sunday Christian

A person who acts like a Christian on a Sunday but does not the rest of the week.
"See that woman up there, shes a real Sunday Christian"
by Hi Ho April 10, 2009
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