New Jersey

Where I just moved to from New York City. The worst place in the world. Dirty, boring, and ugly. I don't say Yo, or 'down the shore'. Where all the lazy people come from. Princeton is the only good thing that comes from New Joisee. Noisy and over-populated. Bad drivers. See: shit

A: I'm from NJ
B: Enough said. You suck.

by SophisticatedVanny September 3, 2005

New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!

"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin

by The Dude June 20, 2003

new jersey

This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.

"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"

by kellllly July 26, 2006

new jersey

1.The garbage state.
2.We have stupid accents
3.It called JERSEY!
4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas!

I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE!!!

by Native2NJ July 24, 2006

New Jersey

A state filled with people whose income is derived from working in new york city .< fortunately, they do have really hot tacky girls >

people from new jersey come to new york for music, dance, culture, theatre, art, nightlife, work, etc. etc. ....

people from new york come to new jersey for newark international airport, ikea, football games or to be able to smoke in bars

by imd14u2b January 24, 2007

New Jersey

A state on the East Coast near New York City and Philadelphia. First off (this goes for all you New Yorkers), we are not called fucking JOIISEEYY. No not all of New Jersey looks like the Meadowlands. We have rich suburbs in Bergen County like Ridgewood, Woodcliff Lake, and Saddle River but we also have really ghetto places like Newark, Paterson, and Trenton. It is home to whites, latinos, blacks, and asians with no race really having a majority. Also, the Jersey Shore is nothing like the idiotic MTV show, and they're actually some of the funnest beaches around. New Yorkers think they're better because they're more "cultured" and "sophisitcated" while they live in 1 bedroom apartments and have never even been to New Jersey. No we are not all guidos and only some of us are even Italian. Every kid here gets a car at 17 and even though we have shitty weather at times, it is better than the boring ass weather in Seattle and LA.

New Yorker: Oh my gawd all those people from Joisy are so stupid and crazy, just like The Sitch, and Ron and Sam.

New Jerseyan: Um no actually no one is like that and I'm not even Italian. By the away is everyone from New York ugly and a bad driver?

by ecal29 October 9, 2011

new jersey

a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.

new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.

by Denia May 11, 2006