tv tan

When people sit in front of the television for hours at a time, (mostly playing halo) and their face gets a tan from it.

Dan plays so much Halo, he's got a tv tan.

by anonymous :) April 25, 2006

tv/cd

Transvestite / Cross-Dresser

From a Craigslist posting: "...looking for a tv/cd to come over and enjoy the night with."

by noadsoncraiglistever September 4, 2009

fuel tv

the raddest 24/7 action sports channel there is it has shows like firsthand,logic skateboard media,concrecte wave,insane cinema,worldbeat,and longboard tv.

Me:Hey dude u wanna go fuel tv?pro skater kris markovich is on firsthand
Skater kid:sure dude that'll be rad

by Frederic January 9, 2004

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

the tv's fixed

basically another way to say you're currently smashing that boy/girl

"The TV's fixed, and i'm watching it."

by Haysoos Christ November 18, 2016

TV coma

When a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. The phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn't care or know because they were in a TV coma.

Dude, the house is on fire!

(silence)

Shake out if it man, you're in a TV coma.

by sjh1977 January 23, 2009

Vampire TV

noun:
1. Infomercials.
2. Regurgitated news broadcasts that repeat on an endless loop until 6AM rolls around.

Matt: You look tired. Did you get any sleep last night?

Alicia: Not really...I couldn't sleep, so I just ended up watching some vampire TV.

by LizardAli November 3, 2012