A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression
"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."
by Irritable Bowel June 22, 2012

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!
by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

a store that sells shirts with mildly innapropriate sayings, such as "californians do it better." or "what tan lines?." another frequently marketed frase is "Hollister surf." their target demographic is anyone who neither surfs or is from california.
girl 1: look! my shirt says CALIFORNIA SURF!
girl 2: thats cool...but were not from california, and you dont surf.
girl 1: oh, thats right
girl 2: thats cool...but were not from california, and you dont surf.
girl 1: oh, thats right
by holyroman April 19, 2005

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.
by Niketha February 28, 2009

by Vangeance October 12, 2020

by DaWOOK March 24, 2019
