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A male sausage, mostly eaten by ladies and homosexual men. It mostly is kept in a pussy, some sausage bag helping to keep it warm and wet, so it can be more enjoyed by the consumer.
Ellie: Luke, can I eat your dick?
Luke: Of course Ellie, but let me pull it out of Leila’s pussy first.
by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023
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Dick Validator

"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."
by BB COOL November 15, 2023
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Dick Monalds

One of the largest fast-food chains in the world. famous for their "-1-piece mc chugget", in which they perform an appendectomy on the customer, serving them a portion of their surgically removed appendix.
Smohn Jith: Did you guys go to dick monalds again?
Leonard: haha yes I love dick monalds!
James Corden: I am jame corend.
Both: holy shit it's jame corenmd
by Dick monalds fan November 15, 2023
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beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.
by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023
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No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?
Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck
by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023
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Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.
He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.
by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023
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dat dick

dat dick

Boy1: Yeah, my friend... texted me something weird, one time, lol.
Boy2: What?
He was like, Hey, what's up?
Boy1: Nothing much, you?
...
Boy1: What do you want?
and he said,
dat dick
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHA.
dat dick, i want it u, me, and... him ?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023
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