you have my word

When somebody steals your office 365 account.

Guy: HEY YOU HAVE MY WORD!

by hey i did something productive February 15, 2021

Haliee is my sexuality

Hailee Steinfeild is my sexuality

Haliee is my sexuality

by Viv livia October 18, 2022

my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool

Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dylan, my sweetheart

Dylan is the person I love the most, the person I call honey, sweetie, sweetheart. He is the most honest and most beautiful person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He daily tells me how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world

“Hey look! It’s Dylan, my sweetheart”

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 28, 2022

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

What’s my purpose?

A lyric so prominent in the song “what’s my purpose” by spuds.

What’s my purpose? Is it in the booth or jorking peanurs.

by MohammedAbdallah73 February 13, 2025

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021