October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
by amayer October 18, 2023
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justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
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Get the national wear grey panties day mug.On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...
A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"
B: "Wh-what, why?
A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C
B: "Wh-what, why?
A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C
by Esdapox July 17, 2024
Get the National Femboy headpat day mug.November 2 is national tweakage day where all mans completely start tweaking out to the max extent with no context.
“Did u see that guy milly rockin on the table”
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”
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Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Those systems still exist to this day mug.A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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