Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe

Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did

by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024

Bitch-ass

EJ Watts

Yo, invite Bitch-ass to the Xbox live party.

by kourtneydanero January 18, 2024

goofy ass kid

a kid that acts funny when theres a sub or a kid who is not funny

quandale dingle is a goofy ass kid

by emo capybara November 3, 2022

boonk a nigga ass

When you see a nigga with a rollie on his wrist you boonk his ass

"Ouh maaan you see this nigga rollie imma boonk a nigga ass*takes the rollie* BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT!!!"

by LilJerrr August 12, 2017

Shia Cute ass

Shia so cute but sometimes he can be a lil bit suspect but Shia is cute so it weighs off and he pulls the sexiest girls

Look at Shia cute ass

by Big cel December 11, 2021

Extended grab ass day

Grab someone but girl or boy April 12

Extended grab ass day is where garb ass day gets extend

by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019