Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Biotechnology High School

A place where the students are so smart that they need to take IB classes because AP classes are just too easy. 100% Smarter than High Technology High School kids. People who have plated over 100 plates of agar and transformed bacteria. Students who sleep when they get back to their homes and, study from 6pm-3am and repeat the cycle. They are all allergic to IB Spanish. If you apply here, good luck getting through all four years.

Yeah I know a kid from Biotechnology High School, but he/she/they are always studying for something. How much could they really be studying for?

by BTHS kid December 21, 2023

Gaynor McCown Expeditionary Learning School

The most basic school on Satan Island. Believe it or not there are almost zero fights and no drugs even though it's Satan Island. The graduation rate is almost 100 percent. Honestly pretty good place.

John: Hey where do you go for school? Adam: I go to the Gaynor McCown Expeditionary Learning School. John: you go to where? Adam: Csi high school. John: Oh

by McCown Kid December 26, 2023

Bannerman High School

Piece of shit horrible school that is only for alcoholics, druggies, thugs, bimbos and other degenerates with an IQ of 90 at the very most. Attending this place while not being one of the types above will result in a subpar experience at best, or a horrible experience that will make you wish you weren’t born. Even some of the teachers got bullied out of that school and someone died right next to it in June 2016. This hellhole caused me plenty of suffering which would have all been avoided if I had went to somewhere normal. If you are a parent near this area then don’t send your kid here unless you are a thug degenerate.

A: What school should we send our school our boy to? He finishes primary in 5 months. I was thinking of Bannerman High School as it’s nearby.

R: Nah no way, that school may seem okay from pictures but it’s absolutely horrible and full of lowlives. We don’t want him getting bullied or messing up his academic life.

by Mystic B December 26, 2023

Natchez middle school

Natchez middle school is a school full of nasty bops who think there the shit and boy that stink and think they have style same with the girl.The girls are all fake ass hoes

Natchez middle school is full of bops

by Birdnp December 28, 2023

Sue Wilson stafford middle school

A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!

person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.

by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023

Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)

Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.

by peppermint !! December 29, 2023