MY HEART

first 2 words of a meme that went viral. starting on TikTok.

"MY HEART, I LOVED HER"

by insertanamehere August 8, 2021

bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.

by Globert August 10, 2021

Using my resources

What somebody says when they are cheating but do not want to admit it

I know using a calculator during the test is not allowed, but I was just using my resources

by Mcatherin07 August 10, 2021

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021