Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022

Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

Narcissistic Ass Bitch

Victoria May Escobar

You’re a narcissistic ass bitch fr

by Hahahavicsuckshaha July 15, 2022

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

titty ass hoe

Titty ass hoe meaning you's a bitch and your cunt is swollen

Being defined -Hey j did you hear about Susan . No I didn't Tom. Well she's a titty ass hoe

by Pussy lips 33 December 13, 2017

Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown August 6, 2015

Flip flop ass drop

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.

The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.

by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023