Rainbow Poop

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.

Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 8, 2003

poop and shoot

Explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.

by StankyCrotchahole March 5, 2010

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

sun poop

A sun poop is when you take a poop in the sun or on and Sunday of a sunny day.lol

I took a sun poop today and it felt great .

by Mina smith October 11, 2017

Poop Snort

The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.

"I prefer the Poop Snort over the Dirty Sanchez."

by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007