Wheel Waffle

A waffle with wheels, butter, and syrup.

Its a Wheel Waffle!

by Skywalker227 December 11, 2018

Blue waffle

when papa smurf creams THE FUCK out of another smurf

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022

waffle

a racist pizza

your a waffle

by shdhdbdbdhd February 25, 2017

Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.

We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.

by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025