a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 08, 2023
A plane that crashed in Sioux City, Iowa in 1989 due to an engine breaking apart and severing the planes hydraulic lines.
by Aha-ri April 20, 2024
A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.
Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!
by Fefe and shardin September 14, 2022
A fictional country next to Obhio, This is a free country unlike Obhio, In this place everybody has freedom, The United Indiana is place were you want to be.
by Obhioan April 15, 2022
Allusion to a tragic hero in a tale of epic and infamous loss. Most correctly made towards one who is a sore loser.
"Man, you lost at scrabble by 150 points? I thought you were so smart."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."
by A-tron-Duncan March 14, 2006
The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024
by Iamahumantrustme October 10, 2022