by Elia313 November 26, 2018
Get the Ora's unclemug. Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
by H.O.G.Man December 4, 2022
Get the Uncle Cruncklemug. Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.
"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"
"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"
"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"
by JazzyPants May 3, 2012
Get the Uncle Neddymug. 1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the cousin-uncle-in-lawmug. The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
by poKin0m July 16, 2023
Get the Uncle Jimmug. Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
My half-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the half-great-great-great-unclemug. by eef119 March 13, 2022
Get the Uncle Ben’s ricemug.