tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
by amydawn187 January 20, 2019
Get the Turkey Burblermug. Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
Get the STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEYmug. I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.
It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"
"Yes Sir I have"
"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
"Yes Sir I have"
"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
Get the Boned a turkeymug. A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
Get the Spicy Turkey Twizzlermug. by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020
Get the Booty Clench Turkey Legsmug. by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022
Get the Turkey Taintmug. The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
Get the Turkey Touchmug.