A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.
Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008
by Derek December 14, 2003
that crazy turd burglar!
by Rorra McGee February 20, 2007
Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.
Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.
by 9inLA April 10, 2010
by Mordolken March 21, 2007
also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture
by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 01, 2009
When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.
"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"
by the argenrican April 16, 2010