Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018

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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson is my husband

by B E G O N E T H OT March 5, 2019

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Mount Michael

Ppl who want to have sex for a whole week can board here and have some fun

I fucked a dude in his dorm last night, I gave him the Mount Michael special

by Fagg233333333 October 7, 2019

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A guy that will leave u over because of his sour attitude.If u dump him he will never forgive u and be pissed at u forever. He also a dumb, ugly, and stupid person. Also he don't stop talking about his ex. He also cries to u if u dump him, overall he is a no good loser

I hop I never find a Michael Bishop in my life.

by The master definer May 27, 2016

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michael kim

A very attractive,rich, and has and has a plethora of chins. (usually 14) a person who would usually have a youtube channel or a twitch channel.

Yo this guy is Michael Kim! let me get your autograph!

by PsychoBoyMichael January 22, 2018

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jeffrey michael

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!

I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.

by Smileychica January 11, 2017

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