poop shwag

the opposite of dank weed.usually called the poops or just shwag.

whenever my nigga carl ghost rides his whip. he always get down on the poop shwag.

by g'ed up from the f'ed up May 19, 2006

Poop Sicle

1) A Shitty Dick.

2) A penis that has been inserted into an anus and is ready for a good licking.

The gay couple down the street eat poop sicle's every friday in their back yard.

by Mike Hunt is smelly January 1, 2009

Poop Snort

The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.

"I prefer the Poop Snort over the Dirty Sanchez."

by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007

poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008

sun poop

A sun poop is when you take a poop in the sun or on and Sunday of a sunny day.lol

I took a sun poop today and it felt great .

by Mina smith October 11, 2017

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

Rainbow Poop

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.

Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012