Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Hairy Nipplesmug. 
A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.
Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.
by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024
Get the Humble Nipplemug. by dinky22 September 17, 2022
Get the A vest of nipplesmug. by Jester871 April 26, 2022
Get the brownie Nipplesmug. Bob: Andy what is with your nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans
Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them
Andy Gas Vulcan nipples
by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018
Get the Vulcan nipplesmug. Mother 1: Would you like to nipple-share?
Mother 2: Sure, I'll give you my baby to breastfeed and you give me yours to breastfeed.
Mother 1: Great, let's be nipple-sharers!
Mother 2: Sure, I'll give you my baby to breastfeed and you give me yours to breastfeed.
Mother 1: Great, let's be nipple-sharers!
by CazzaZell June 19, 2013
Get the nipple-sharemug.