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Dylan

When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
“Mum pick me up I feel like Dylan”
“Man I don’t feel good right now I feel like Dylan”
by Rob nail March 8, 2025
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Dylan Bos

When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
“I just can’t stop leaking everywhere!”
Did you Google Dylan Bos again?”
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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Dylan

A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
by 575725725 August 12, 2024
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Dylan Gorringe

A beautiful women who wears headphones to study or listen to you. She loves sicko lode and can cheer up anyone’s day.
Man I wish I could find a Dylan Gorringe in my life
by Jaspergolan February 12, 2023
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Dylan Goetz

An amazing human being and very good at everything he does
Hey did you see Dylan Goetz, he is very amazing at everything he does
by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020
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dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.
Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates
by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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