Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.
Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory
by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 08, 2017
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dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.
Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?
by HankusPankus May 28, 2020
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Chocolate Fun Dip

When you stick your cock in a girl's ass after she takes a shit (but didn't wipe) and then she gives you a blowjob.
My girlfriend has a scat fetish, so she makes me chocolate fun dip her.
by bunwee September 30, 2021
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Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs
Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.
by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023
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Dip dang darooded

When you simultaneously feel as disappointed as Hank Hill and as optimistic as Ned Flanders
I'm dip dang darooded about this
by Definitely Not Justin March 29, 2018
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Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.
Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021
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Banana dipped Chocolate

Banana Dipped Chocolate is when a guy gives a girl anal and she shits on your dick
Guy: Gives anal~

Girl: Shits on his dick~
Guy: Omg You just gave a banana Dipped Chocolate
by SniperYeet November 12, 2019
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