Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009

Hobo Sock Hop

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.

Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

socks
hobo
poor
homeless
dance
balls
boxes

by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

pink tube sock

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.

I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.

by Joey Mountz August 7, 2006

Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011

grippy sock cock

Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.

“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“

by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022

Socks That Relieve Pain

An ad on this website for some reason.

OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks

Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.

by No socks November 9, 2021