(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
by Chrisness2010 January 3, 2010
Get the Backwater Piemug. Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the hey, it's the pie fucker!mug. mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh November 1, 2007
Get the ear cream piemug. When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.
*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"
by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011
Get the Efron Cheese-Piemug. A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.
by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006
Get the cherry cream piemug. by the John Little October 13, 2011
Get the Chicken twat piemug. by la la January 29, 2005
Get the moon piemug.