by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023

When a person such as a parent or significant other uses their cell phone to keep tabs on you or to control your movements.
Dude, every time your girlfriend calls, you end up having to leave. When are you going to break that phone leash she has on you and hang out with your boys?
by Hotdog876 November 19, 2010

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020

always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch
by nophonealex April 26, 2024

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
