California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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Hollywood Potato Chip

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.
No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.
by Aysee September 16, 2006
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Detroit Hot Potato

When two dudes buttfuck each other, then proceed to put their butts together lining their buttholes up perfectly. Then, one of them shits a hard log into the other dudes asshole, who then pushes it back into the original dudes ass, and they work it back and forth as they please.
Dude, you up for a Detroit Hot Potato?
by Elton Michaels March 24, 2009
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sweet potato pie

1: Female Vagina

2: To have sexual relations with a female.
by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003
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loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'
Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"
by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009
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Eat my potatoes

To eat someones potatoes means to suck someones testicals.
"I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"
by BigCockJawPotatoeEater July 26, 2009
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Meat Potatos and Gravy

a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.
Michelle was so talented she was able to take Jerrys Meat Potatos and Gravy
by monkeyjibberjabber July 22, 2009
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