Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti September 16, 2015

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Sick On The Sticks

Having absolutely immaculate movement in a video game while using a controller

“Your boy might need to get tested, he’s absolutely fucking sick on the sticks”

by SovietFemboy May 31, 2022

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Ugly Stick

Getting beaten with the ugly stick means your personality and the way you behave towards people is so ugly that somebody along time ago must have beaten you with the ugly stick over and over because you’re basically trying to inflict the same ugly that the ugly dick caused onto you onto others.

Vanessa is such a bitch. She’s always angry. She doesn’t need to be that way. I think the problem is she got beaten with the ugly stick way too much throughout life. And now she wants everyone to feel the same ugly she’s felt. Well that’s not our problem!

by CAP88 January 18, 2023

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