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Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
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short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.
'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo
by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016
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rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons
"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"
by Scott I. July 21, 2017
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bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.
I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning
by Millimetern November 17, 2020
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Riding the bus

Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.
by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009
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foot bus

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”
by parody.com August 20, 2023
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bus driver

the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
kid hi how is your day
bus driver "get your ass out of the aisle".
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
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