Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.

John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

by The Knickerless Bandirt April 06, 2013

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Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"

Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

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Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex February 22, 2012

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Raw Egg Challenge

When you try and eat a raw egg. Either straight from the shell or a cup.

Dave: "Did you watch the video Jodi put up of the raw egg challenge?"
Emily: "No, not yet, seems so gross. I'll watch it on youtube tonight!"

by A Fellow challenger November 21, 2012

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scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

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