meat goggles

the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a sexual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(Mans Choice), i.e. tag in a friend

Everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles

by 1029378482 November 4, 2009

Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

Sack Meat

The bottom of the scrotum sack, where the skin bunches up.

Oh, I think I just punctured my sack meat!!!

by HotCZ May 3, 2011

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

by lolinitup July 30, 2010

meat igloo

A woman's vagina. Popularized by Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I had my whole hand up her meat igloo.

by ZappBrannigan September 7, 2006

stabbing meat

The girl that just hangs around for all of the guys to poke.

"I am glad that Veronica is coming over tonight. There are a few of us here that could really use some stabbing meat. I am tired of jerking off."

-man talking to friend

by RickyPacific September 12, 2006