Penis envy

When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.

Her work is so good I think I have penis envy!!

by elaine biss March 16, 2008

Penis in a Blanket

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008

Micro Penis

A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.

My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by gaz1 July 21, 2008

penis mcpenis

A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.

Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.

by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004

Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

invisi-penis

1. A very small penis which cannot be seen with the naked eye.
2. An invisible penis
3. What one might consider a unic to have.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.

Elyse is lucky she is no longer dating Max because he has an invisi-penis.

Max:Yo, Joe I had the worst dream ever. Dave: What was it about?
Max: I dreamed I had an invisi-penis!!
Dave:That wasn't a dream.
Max: Nooooo!!!!!

by Dave Phillips July 6, 2005

Penis Beanie

The Foreskin

Man 1, Dude, you got a penis beanie
Man 2, Yeah I was never circumcised as a child

by Helmet head 01 March 17, 2009