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ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023
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Nothing Nowhere None at All film

A Nothing Nowhere None at All film is a film with a superficial narrative that poses as a more profound and intricate work of art. It achieves this through the use of popular and mainstream dialogues and/or plots, attractive shots and disparate characters who are believed to be well-structured based on their dissimilarities and quirkiness.

The term ‘Nothing Nowhere None at All’ is based on the 2022 film ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’, which won a multitude of accolades, including an Oscar for Best Film. However, the film’s inconsistent plot lines, vague and emotionally shallow characters that were hidden behind big, dramatic outbursts and magniloquent dialogue has all contributed to the movie ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ to be seen as a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual movie.

Other films that could be considered Nothing Nowhere None at All films include: Promising Young Woman, Saltburn, Barbie, Crash, anything by Sam Levinson, Don’t Look Up, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, etc…
Did you see ‘Barbie’? It was such a Nothing Nowhere None at All film! Too bad that this is what ‘good’ cinema is considered to be nowadays…
by Anne M. Elienav January 20, 2024
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Block Out the Noise

The process of ignoring external distractions that may dissuade you from accomplishing a goal. To block out means to not engage in differing opinions of the world, yourself, or others. To simply focus on one thing only; Winning.
I'm going to Block Out the Noise and get my business off the ground.
by JaronsBabySitter May 14, 2024
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Smiling with noise

….not sure. Ask rei @r31m_n

Please help me get answers
Thank you
Good day
“I’m smiling with noise. Not laughing at you
by Help.,?!-; June 21, 2025
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*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025
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A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.
Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.
by NewJerseyCreamSquealer October 29, 2025
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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