Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
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A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".
The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.
The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.
Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.
The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.
Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 6, 2011
Get the re-assed mug.The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013
Get the Ass Smear mug.One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
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